So it’s the last day of grumpy and it seems that the gods of
grumpy have colluded to give me a hundred and ten choices to write about on
this last day. It’s only 8.24 but already all of my favourite bugbears, if that
is not a contradiction in terms, have appeared making this grumpy spoilt for
choice.
I could write about dogs, or more specifically dog owners; no it is not okay to let your dog
sniff other passengers on the tram and yes I know you think your dog is
different and friendly but I see all dogs as inherently evil, sorry.
Or I could write about train passengers who on a crowded train take up more seats than necessary. There are different places for bags and for bums, please don’t put bags where bums should be you selfish bastards.
Or I could write about train passengers who on a crowded train take up more seats than necessary. There are different places for bags and for bums, please don’t put bags where bums should be you selfish bastards.
I could write about pictures of babies on facebook, I wish you
could filter out pictures of babies or I wish parents would put those pics on a
blog and then point people in that direction. I know you think your baby is
cute and friendly but I see all babies as inherently evil, sorry
I am sure on any other day the heavy breather next to me would get a mention. This guy makes the elephant man sound normal. I am scared to make a phone call in case people hear the guy next to me down the line and think I am some kind of pervert.
I am sure on any other day the heavy breather next to me would get a mention. This guy makes the elephant man sound normal. I am scared to make a phone call in case people hear the guy next to me down the line and think I am some kind of pervert.
Smelly trams, dying apple batteries, using my phone too much,
early morning alarm calls, all could get a revisit. But no, today it is this
blog, or its demise that is making me grumpy.
100 days is a long time. Today is
November 5th, this blog started on July 29th. For 100
days this blog has been a large part of my life, it will be tough to let it go.
One would think finding a grumpy thing per day would be negative but it has
been strangely cathartic. Being able to vent, to share, to rant, while trying
to put at least a slightly amusing spin on the thing that is depressing me has
actually made life bearable. A negative thing has become an opportunity, a
reason to write. So although at times the need to do this daily has been a
burden, although arguably my short story blog has suffered, I’ll miss this
little side project because strangely it has made me happy.
But on the bright side I guess Steve and Johnny will be back on the blog after a near 100-day break.
But on the bright side I guess Steve and Johnny will be back on the blog after a near 100-day break.
Never before has grumpiness made me smile so often. Cheers:-)
ReplyDeleteThank you
DeleteMost of the time these short grumpy stories made me smile, sometimes think and sometimes giggle :-)
ReplyDeleteBut I must admit sometimes I rolled my eyes ;-)
Sounds like I got the blend just right then :-)
DeleteLook forward to Steve and Johnny :-)
ReplyDeleteThey’ll be along soon :-)
DeleteDay 101 - the absence of day 101 has made me really grumpy today
ReplyDeleteAnd after John Lewis launched their Christmas advert there was very nearly a day 101 :-)
DeleteWhat makes me grumpy is a man who writes he hates mothers putting the pictures of their babies on facebook (I hate this too) and then the same man liking these pictures... can't understand that:-) sorry.. there must be sometjing wrong aboit this man (not the mothers) and I bet you will not publish that as that only proves some discrepancy between what you write babiut and what you really do. Pathetic it is. sorry to say that
ReplyDeleteI think the whole blog is rife with hypocrisy :-)
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