Day 36 - No sex please we’re happy.

So what’s making me grumpy today is that no one is having sex any more, or if they are they are not having very good sex. This is a sad state of affairs. How do I know about this? Well over the last few months at least 10 of my Facebook friends have started the 100 day of happiness challenge or similar things. People have posted pictures of glasses of wine, their mothers, letters from the tax office, they’ve told stories about smiles from strangers in the street, or eating sweet corn but no one is writing about having mind blowing orgasms. This means that they can’t be having sex or good sex because if you are looking for a happy moment in the day, then that would surely stand out more than say having a slice of honey cake or watching your favourite cat video on YouTube. Either that or people are not posting the happiest moments of their day. ;-)

P.S. A thought just occurred to me… if you are the partner of someone doing 100 days of happy and you are having sex how does it feel that after all that effort and tenderness your partner puts up a photo of an odd shaped carrot as his / her happy day? Charming :-)