Day 58 - IBIGD

Today was International Bump into Gareth Day (IBIGD) . Apparently events where held all around the world but the main events were held in Tesco and on the Number 22 tram in Prague. The problem with IBIGD is that I never remember the date so always forget to put on extra padding. Thus at the end of IBIGD I am covered from head to toe in bumps and bruises. 

The trick for those participating in IBIGD is to almost pretend that Gareth doesn’t exist, therefore feel free to push him out of the way when he is deciding which tomatoes look nicest, cut straight across him when you’re going to get your milk, bash him as hard as you like with your metal shopping basket or get on the tram as he is getting off. But on no accounts must you acknowledge you’ve hit him or apologise or show remorse in any way. So make sure you make a note of September 24^th IBIGD in your diaries and join in the festivities next year.